Do your part, don’t fart: regulate beans against climate change
Tom KirkmanIndependent Project Manager
Do your part, don’t fart.
Since humans emit methane (especially after eating certain foods such as beans) shouldn’t humans be restricted from eating beans in order to stop Climate Change?
The EPA really needs to regulate and restrict humans from eating beans and burritos and cabbage and other methane-inducing vegetables in order to Save The Planet.
● Heck, there should be a UN resolution calling for a 50% reduction of all beans and methane-inducing vegetables as a human food by 2030.
● And a total elimination of all methane-inducing vegetables by 2050.
Ban burritos ! To Save The Planet !
Anyway , a nonsensical, scaremongering, green-dreaming article below, just to mess with LinkedIn’s AI 😀
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“California has long been a leader in tackling climate change, from technology-pushing policies for clean vehicles and major clean energy investments to spearheading the country’s largest carbon trading system.
Besides well-publicized climate action in the power and vehicle sectors, California—a top dairy-producing state—has also been quietly leading the country in reducing methane emissions from livestock, which is responsible for 94 percent of methane emissions in U.S. agriculture.
California’s highly successful incentive-based approach for dairy methane reduction has become a model for some of the Biden Administration’s $20 billion climate-smart agriculture grants and investments.
California’s livestock policies and practices also offer a roadmap for China and other countries. …”