Found the cure for climate change (it’s a parody)

Found the cure for Climate Change !

(Relax, it’s a parody site.)

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“Human Meat Project

People for People

One body can feed up to 40 people*

Donate now

Together we could end world starvation, overpopulation and climate change.

*Based on average weight of 55kg/height 165cm

About Us

Welcome to the Human Meat Project, we are the human meat donation program.

By donating bodies for human consumption, we are taking action to solve overpopulation, which leads to climate change and the greenhouse effect caused by the mass farming of livestock animals in order to feed the world.

At Human Meat Project, we value every body and every life.

We emphasize the source and origins of our human meat to deliver the diversity of our world and reveal the worrying differences of quality of life across the globe.

Our organization welcomes every nation to give back to the rest of the world.

Hand in hand, we can help each other improve living conditions and the environment for everyone through this global movement.

We are calling you, humans, to wake up and take action now. We are not living individually and alone.

We need each others to survive.

Together we can create a world worth living for.

Together we can build a world of humanity and solidarity.

Every life is cardinal.”

humanmeatproject.com ↗

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Tom's notes 1

  1. Tom Kirkmanreplying to Rhynhardt Berrange

    no, it must be a parody site.

    The wordings are fairly outrageous, and there are typos, spelling errors and grammar errors on various pages of the website. Try reading the "privacy" page:

    https://humanmeatproject.com/privacy-and-consent/

    ●》However, please note, in the past I have seen a *real* place that offers human food. Advertisements for it online, it was pretty pricey.

    Also, once when I was in China, at a high-end restaurant I was given a menu for human baby soup (which I declined). It took 1 to 2 days to pre-order the human baby soup, cooked in various ways of your choosing.

    There were photos of the human baby soup in the menu.

    It was advertised as being "rejuvenating".

    True story.

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