Tom KirkmanIndependent Project Manager
Climate change is causing mold to fester around oil paintings, due to the localized hydrocarbon emissions around the paintings.
We need stop using oil paint for art, and switch instead to plant based water color painting, to Save the Environment.
The old oil paintings should be buried in the ground in a landfill, to return the oil to the soil of Gaia.
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Omar S.
thank you for your excellent Climate Science feedback.
Are you able to compile an oil painting hockey stick graph cross-referencing cow fart methane emission equivalents, so we can prove to the Science Deniers that old oil paintings are drastically increasing the Climate Crisis Catastrophe.
dandelions are wonderful for yellows.
perhaps I can assist you with the axes.
you win, I can't top the sheer amount of puns and creative allusions in your comment : )
thank you for linking together 2 of my Science posts in one comment.
Regular readers will chuckle. Everyone else, this will likely go over their head.
pretty much the same with my words here.
pretty sure that Leonardo da Vinci made the painting, and not cows.
Dr. Jimmy B. Vigo ☣️🦠🔬🧪⚛️
This earlier Science post might be enlightening:
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