Volcanoes could shoot buttered popcorn into the stratosphere

thanks, I'm always happy to contribute random Critical Thinking Logic Stuff to people's LinkedIn feeds.

hmmmm, I can see the glimmering of a new white paper on this:
Volcano Eruption Atmospheric Popcorn Lowers Gasoline Prices".

great! Easiest way is to just message me all of your personal details and provide your credit card number, and we will sign you right up.

Excellent questions and Science Answers in this thread. Great teamwork, guys !

since you reviewed this, it is well and truly Peer Reviewed, which proves it is now Settled Science.

since you reviewed this, it is well and truly Peer Reviewed, which proves it is now Settled Science.

thanks, but what is there to rebut?

This is now Settled Science because it was Peer Reviewed in this thread.

Then again, those darn Settled Science Deniers can be persistent in asking endless questions.

thanks, but what is there to rebut?

This is now Settled Science because it was Peer Reviewed in this thread.

Then again, those darn Settled Science Deniers can be persistent in asking endless questions.

they can be fun to play with by gently poking using absurdist ideas.

they can be fun to play with by gently poking using absurdist ideas.

wait, you mean there are actually people and companies that would try to massively *profit* off of creating Science Solutions to fix the Climate Crisis of Death ?

wait, you mean there are actually people and companies that would try to massively *profit* off of creating Science Solutions to fix the Climate Crisis of Death ?

I'm a politician?
Ah, that explains then why writing these Settled Science Facts is so easy for me ...

Jason Tankersley
https://www.linkedin.com/posts/tomkirkman_electric-cows-have-a-zero-emissions-tailpipe-activity-7172177518110728192-mY5j

Jason Tankersley
https://www.linkedin.com/posts/tomkirkman_electric-cows-have-a-zero-emissions-tailpipe-activity-7172177518110728192-mY5j

it's about how much popcorn shot into the atmosphere can block the deadly Solar Radiation.

So technically, it's about reducing the amount of killer solar emissions onto planet Earth.

always happy to update people with the latest Science Facts : )

heh heh, verbal weapons of choice : )

thanks, Climate Math can be so confusing sometimes.

"Netflix Zero" is a nice turn of phrase.

Thanks Adeola Adebowale ACA. Please feel free to peruse my post history, which is a random collection of both absurdist and serious posts.

great ideas, thank you.

We could also add Mentos to the Coca-Cola to enhance the popcorn propulsion in the volcano.

https://youtu.be/ZwyMcV9emmc

Rick Carlisle, Jonathan Jennings is correct, a way will be found to get this done in order to SAVE OUR CLIMATE .

Lava Credits are the new black.

dang, I guess it's time to get *deadly serious* about mitigating this Climate Crisis Doom of Death that is literally *killing us all* ...

oh no! Anyway ...

sounds like your idea should be studied in depth.
A few billion in government funding should be easy to find for this Green Initiative.

did you ever run into Corn Pop?
I hear he was a bad dude.

it's true, CO2 keeps tires from melting.

heh heh, thanks for the chuckle this fine Monday morning : )

Thanks Thomas Troszak for educating people with Electric Cow Science Facts.

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/tomkirkman_the-electric-cow-revolution-has-made-yet-activity-7172535868048568320-r7cu

cows are here to stay. Butter is not going away.

Thanks Christiano Ottoni Carvalho, butter comes from cows, so logically, cows can help Save The Climate ...