A climate horoscope; I swear I’m not making it up
Tom KirkmanIndependent Project Manager
Climate Horoscope. I swear I am not making this up.
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“Welcome to your Climate Horoscope, where we navigate the turbulent skies of a world affected by climate change.
Let us delve into the atmospheric energies that will shape your day and shed light on the evolving weather patterns around us in times of the climate crisis.”
“Your climate fortune
Within the realm of your 2nd House, an intense heatwave descends upon the land, casting a scorching blanket of oppressive conditions.
Temperatures soar to extreme heights, leaving no respite from the sweltering heat.
Your body, too, feels the burn, radiating with intense heat and discomfort.
Dehydration sets in, causing a sense of faintness and weakness.
In the face of this formidable challenge, it is vital to prioritize your well-being and take immediate action to cool and hydrate your body.
Seek shade and shelter from the relentless sun, allowing your body to find relief from the searing heat.
Drink ample amounts of water to replenish what the heatwave has taken away.
Listen closely to your body’s signals and rest when needed to conserve energy.
Remember, in the face of intense heat, self-care becomes paramount.
Embrace the opportunity to cultivate resilience and adaptability, finding solace in the coolness that can be found within, even amidst the sweltering conditions. …”