A farmer demonstrates the Cow Tipper 2000
Tom KirkmanIndependent Project Manager
Farmer demonstrating the proper usage of the Cow Tipper 2000, now with extra padding for more comfort.
Tom KirkmanIndependent Project Manager
FROM THE THREAD
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stealth surveillance cows are increasingly in demand for discerning farmers who want to protect their land from time travelling duck snipers.
stealth surveillance cows are increasingly in demand for discerning farmers who want to protect their land from time travelling duck snipers.
but the farmer is enclosed inside an air conditioned cabin, complete with a Comfy Chair™.
100 internet points to you, good sir, for that awesome cowpun.
Jeffrey Wells
a slightly sloping cow
well the *cows* certainly were not expecting it.
Just look at the WTF facial expression on the cow being tipped ...
yep.
Joel Kahn
gently squeezing cows to extract methane is indeed a thing, as I have previously explained.
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Mootane (compressed natural cow gas) is gearing up to replace Butane.
Mootane from cows can be stored and used in compressed gas cannisters in the same way as Butane compressed cannisters, and can be used, for example, in portable cooking stoves.
● ● ● 》 Much like the daily milking process, the cow is placed in a compressor chamber, and is gently compressed (squeezed) to expel the built up burps (front end) and flatulence (back end). ...
yes. Shaking raw milk helps churn it into organic butter.
Marc M. I'm old school. Prefer to just use my hands to tip them.
shaken not stirred
pretty sure I would not want to try a Milk Martini.
Unless maybe it had a couple of those little baby onion thingies in it, and a happy little paper umbrella to keep it cool.
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