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November 1, 2026 · 1 min read

Saturating Microsoft with silliness so advertisers can sell

Tom KirkmanIndependent Project Manager

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Me messing with our beloved AI overlords by saturating them with totally absurd surreal silliness which Microsoft has to process by default, so they can sell my personal information to advertisers, so advertisers can try to sell me stuff.

So how’s that working out ?

FROM THE THREAD

Tom's notes 6

  1. Tom Kirkmanreplying to Bob Johnson

    my farts can be lethal

  2. Tom Kirkmanreplying to Bruce Otte

    chickens uber everything !

  3. Tom Kirkmanreplying to Suman Kar

    awesome 🤣

  4. Tom Kirkman

    Meantime, someone decided to let me know that they can remotely control my phone, by deleting my typed text before I post it here.

    < waves at government tards >

    Since I have nothing to hide, this could get amusing 😁

  5. Tom Kirkmanreplying to Magnus Hedemark

    clever !

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