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Fifteen years of energy, oil & gas and project practice — plus an alarming number of ducks.

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Nov 3, 2026Select all images with a boatSelect all images with a boat.Read post →Nov 3, 2026Winter is comingWinter is comingRead post →Nov 2, 2026I’m trolling the person who hijacked my phoneI am literally chatting on my phone right now with the person who hijacked my phone. He can write stuff on my phone and also delete…Read post →Nov 2, 2026Chatting with the hacker who hijacked my phonetesting. Someone hijacked my phone yesterday. Deleted text from my phone as I watched in real time. I decided to have a conversation with the hacker…Read post →Nov 2, 2026My phone was hijacked in real timeMy phone was hijacked while I watched in real time. If something truly bizarre from me ( lol, I know, right 🤣 ) gets posted here…Read post →Nov 1, 2026Saturating Microsoft with silliness so advertisers can sellRed chicken car firearm protection diversity. Me messing with our beloved AI overlords by saturating them with totally absurd surreal silliness which Microsoft has to process…Read post →Nov 1, 2026REDrumREDrumRead post →Nov 1, 2026Settled fart science messes with AI censorsSettled Fart Science is my latest way of messing with AI censors 😃Read post →Nov 1, 2026Fire alarm at the hotel; I grabbed my wineThe fire alarm went off at the hotel, so I grabbed my bottle of wine and walked down the stairs outside. 65 degrees and sunny, so…Read post →Nov 1, 2026How to lose followers on LinkedIn 101How to lose followers here 101 😃 / P.S. I suck as a role model : (Read post →Nov 1, 2026Interesting viewpoint, from a former Oilpro and Oil Price moderatorInteresting; adding this viewpoint to my thinkingnesses ... / edit; for years, I was a volunteer moderator on the largest oil & gas forum in the…Read post →Nov 1, 2026Imagination is a terrible thing to wasteImagination is a terrible thing to waste ...Read post →