Be alert for cow snipers on sloped roofs
Tom KirkmanIndependent Project Manager
Be alert for Cow Snipers hiding on deadly dangerous Sloped Roofs.
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Tom KirkmanIndependent Project Manager
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both are very deadly ...
both are very deadly ...
now you are just milking the silly jokes.
now you are just milking the silly jokes.
his camouflage is perfect.
his camouflage is perfect.
thanks, I'm stealing that meme 😁
thanks, I'm stealing that meme 😁
the ducks were the *real* shooters, and were so well camouflaged that nobody could see them.
the ducks were the *real* shooters, and were so well camouflaged that nobody could see them.
Denise G. Cows are fearless sloped roof snipers.
Denise G. Cows are fearless sloped roof snipers.
AI is super smart at creating deep fakes.
AI is super smart at creating deep fakes.
the cow's gun is camouflaged so well that you can't see it.
the cow's gun is camouflaged so well that you can't see it.
thanks : )
thanks : )
Michigan cows are renown slippery slope sharpshooters.
authorities have decided to wait and see what happens.
Because waiting to see what happens is Safety SOP.
are you a conspiracy theorist?
are you a conspiracy theorist?
no worries, I herd you.
no worries, I herd you.
so, just to review, a cow outsmarted both OSHA and the US Secret Service ...
so, just to review, a cow outsmarted both OSHA and the US Secret Service ...
I believe she passed with flying colors, as a Diversity Hire.
I believe she passed with flying colors, as a Diversity Hire.
totally scary, right?
dang, I feel so foolish ...
dang, those goat snipers have mad skills !
guess I'm just easily fooled ...
it's *American* cheese, which technically isn't real cheese.
Like Velveeta Processed Cheese Food.I grew up on a dairy farm, and can confirm this is excellent advice.
Doug Edwards
https://lnkd.in/gY6sXPy8Doug Edwards
https://lnkd.in/gY6sXPy8thank you for your accurate analysis.
There is so much disinformation on social media these days, it can be difficult to counter all of the crazy conspiracy theories.
Thank you for your service.
yep, moooooove along ...
oooooh, 10 internet points to you, good sir ...
that's actually true ...
the ladder is on the other side of the building.
so many puns, so little time ...
paul turecki
clearly, time travelling methane from the dinosaur era is totally causing climate havoc in present day.
or could be a robot cow. Robot technology can be pretty darn realistic.
appreciate if you could post a screenshot, I've been collecting these bizarre LinkedIn AI prompts to my surreal satirical posts.
Benton B. she's using a silencer on her methane emissions.
the gun is camouflaged, which is why you can't see it.
Apart from that, excellent analysis.heh heh, I see what you did there ...
T. Michael Mooney, M.Ed., CTSP Training Design and Delivery cows can be exceedingly stubborn.
(I grew up on a dairy farm.)
that's scarily accurate.
already posted it a couple days ago ... funny as hell ...
https://www.linkedin.com/posts/tomkirkman_stop-it-activity-7219495225704992769-QTMV
already posted it a couple days ago ... funny as hell ...
https://www.linkedin.com/posts/tomkirkman_stop-it-activity-7219495225704992769-QTMV
Imma gonna steal your "cowlings" word. Awesome : )
it's *way too dangerous* for the Secret Service.
Conrad E. Archer
yes they are : )
very punny
heh heh, awesome : )
that's actually true.
yes. Yes it is.
no, the cow is a highly skilled, trained sharpshooter. Doesn't need no stinkin' fall protection.
silent but deadly.
Marie M. happy to be helpful : )
your house is an impenetrable fortress !
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