Climate science, meet election science

Climate Science, meet Election Science …

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“We are told the 17th largest solar flare in recorded history just occurred today.

Understand you are being *primed* for election occurrences at the end of the year.

Power, internet and communications blackouts will be labelled as caused by said flares.”

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FROM THE THREAD

Tom's notes 2

  1. Tom Kirkmanreplying to Chris Wagstaffe

    Climate Change Solar Flares are exacerbating Bird Flu.

    Soon to become the dreaded Disease X Election Flu variant.

  2. Tom Kirkmanreplying to Chris Wagstaffe

    yep. And we better expect the Climate Change Heart Attack Bird Flu variant to spread like wildfire, due to solar flares preceding elections.

    And ducks. Ducks infect cows with bird flu.

    The logical solution is to cull the duck population.

    Remember the Science lesson, ducks float.

    https://youtu.be/yp_l5ntikaU

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