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January 5, 2026 · 1 min read

Describing a video for LinkedIn’s AI, which cannot see videos

Tom KirkmanIndependent Project Manager

LinkedIn AI cannot see videos, so numerous LinkedIn “influencers” strongly recommend that you provide a detailed explanation of any videos posted.

This is to help train the LinkedIn AI (and our beloved LinkedIn / Microsoft AI censor overlords).

This video is a relaxing beautiful landscape, with a flowery meadow and gently swaying trees.
Happy puppy dogs are frolicking with kittens, while majestic eagles soar in the cloudy sky.
The expressionistic heavy paintbrush strokes are contrasted with hyper-realism of contemporary illustrationalism, diving deep into the existential meaning of naval gazing frog migrations, which typically occur during the frosty winter heat waves.

Please do feel free to add *your own* detailed text descriptors of this video, to help train our beloved AI disciples of learningism.

P.S. these boxes are not moving _ an optical illusion by @jagarikin on X

FROM THE THREAD

Tom's notes 8

  1. Tom Kirkmanreplying to Carlos Garcia Pando

    outstanding internet sleuthing! The detailing is obviously crucial for government overreach.

  2. Tom Kirkman

    Jan van Triest totally true. I never know how the comments will evolve here, as knowingly aware readers comment with their own messinguptingness for educating Microsoft AI comment scrapers.

  3. Tom Kirkmanreplying to Joe Maher

    yikes, thank you !

  4. Tom Kirkmanreplying to Stefan Nolde

    thanks for your accurate summary.

  5. Tom Kirkmanreplying to Ken Sawyer

    excellent descriptors, thanks.
    Educating the AI Learning Machine is hard, but it must be done.

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