July 20, 2024 · 1 min read

Duck flappy-paddly propulsion explains duck time travel

Tom KirkmanIndependent Project Manager

Duck flappy-paddly propulsion systems are being intensely studied by professional Quantum Mechanics in their workshops.

Professional Quantum Mechanics
(wearing their Science Coverall Lab Coats)
are theorizing that the duck’s flappy-paddly flight propulsion air lift system is the quantum Science explanation for the effortlessness of Duck Time Travelling capabilities.

While current theories point to the duck’s *flappy* propulsion for travelling through air space, the *paddly* propulsion combined with flappy propulsion allows for travel through both airspace *and* time.

Please post your Duck Flappy-Paddly Space/Time Travel Science postulates below in the comments.

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Tom's notes 18

Tom Kirkmanreplying to Adrian (Adi) PatersonJul 20, 2024
thank you for your awesome Science analysis and clarifications.

Flappy-Paddly Time Travel Science is not quite Settled yet, so questions are still permitted.

Hopefully the Flappy-Paddly Science will soon be Settled in concrete, and at that point, no further questions or disputes will be allowed.

Because that is how Settled Science works.
Tom Kirkmanreplying to Murray LonerganJul 20, 2024
impressive Green Renewable Science Thinking right there.
Well done 👍 👍
Tom Kirkmanreplying to Murray LonerganJul 20, 2024
impressive Green Renewable Science Thinking right there.
Well done 👍 👍
Tom Kirkmanreplying to Murray LonerganJul 20, 2024
sorry, slipped my mind
Tom KirkmanJul 20, 2024
Murray Lonergan
Tom KirkmanJul 20, 2024
Murray Lonergan
Tom Kirkmanreplying to Rob Berridge (EngTech TMIET)Jul 20, 2024
thank you for your fine feedback and Science Corrections.

I do try not to go too far afowl of Settled Duck Science Facts.
Tom KirkmanJul 20, 2024
Rob Berridge (EngTech TMIET)
Tom Kirkmanreplying to Mark Pinder 🇺🇸Jul 20, 2024
pretty much like how bumble bees are able to fly. Pretty sure the resonance vibrations from their buzzing allows their fairly unique flying capabilities.

I'm actually not joking about bumble bee resonance flying capabilities.

Pethaps try doing a deep dive on bumble bee flight explanations, I found it fascinating.
Tom Kirkmanreplying to Rod GuiceJul 21, 2024
Duck Bastard Wings provide immense amounts of Renewable Energy.

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... 3. Bastard Wings: Some duck species possess a unique wing morphology known as “bastard wings.”

These wings exhibit a combination of characteristics from both elliptical and high-arched wings.

They have a moderate aspect ratio, providing a balance between maneuverability and long-distance flight capabilities.

Ducks with bastard wings can adapt to various habitats and flying conditions, making them versatile flyers. ...

https://www.viewshq.com/the-physiology-of-duck-flight-wing-structure-and-aerodynamics/
Tom Kirkmanreplying to Richard KaufmanJul 21, 2024
awesome, thanks !
Tom KirkmanJul 21, 2024
Marc M. It's generally considered uncouth to talk about Bastard Ducks in polite company.
Tom Kirkmanreplying to Andrew SkotdalJul 21, 2024
I am in awe of your Science explanation.
Bravo, good sir !
Tom KirkmanJul 22, 2024
Todd Earley 🇺🇸 🦅
Tom KirkmanJul 22, 2024
Marc M. Bastard Duck Wings are delicious when BBQed. Especially with Duck Sauce.
Tom KirkmanJul 22, 2024
Jakob Holst

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/tomkirkman_do-time-travelling-ducks-emit-more-methane-activity-7197781410303127553-cLxQ
Tom KirkmanJul 22, 2024
Tom Honeywill

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/tomkirkman_do-time-travelling-ducks-emit-more-methane-activity-7197781410303127553-cLxQ
Tom Kirkmanreplying to Tom HoneywillJul 23, 2024
depends whether the unladen duck is time travelling or just flying regular through the air.

And *fully* laden ducks are a different matter altogether.

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/tomkirkman_time-traveling-space-ducks-have-proven-that-activity-7202593747207950336-803d

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