Electric cows need a bigger quick-charging station network
Tom KirkmanIndependent Project Manager
Electric cows have a zero emissions tailpipe, and are Scientifically proven to be better for the environment than the old fashioned cows which run on HydroMethane.
We need a far bigger Cow Quick Charging Station infrastructure, if we are going to have a successful Energy Transition from HydroMethane Cows to Electric Cows.
A buildout of many more Cow Quick Charging Stations means that Electric Cows will be able to go on longer trips, without having to roam around aimlessly looking for a Charger.
A much faster transition to Electric Cows is urgently required, if we are going to Save The Environment from Global Boiling Fart Cowtastrophe, which is only 12 years away unless drastic action is taken.
The proposed federal Methane Reduction Act would force the old, planet-killing HydroMethane cows to be phased out of production by 2030, and mandate that all new Cows be fully Electric by 2035.
A Methane Reduction Cow Tax should be implemented as quickly as possible, to assist in the transition to Electric Cows in order to stop the looming Global Boiling Fart Cowtastrophe which will literally expode in our faces and kill us all unless we beg our governments to tax us and implement necessary new restrictions, and strip away those corrosive and polluting, pesky, personal freedoms.
Electric Cow deniers must censored as much as possible, so that rational and approved discussions can take place, and allow our governments and the World Cow Organization to cull the excess populations of HydroMethane Cows.
It’s for the Greater Good.