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September 7, 2024 · 1 min read

FDA waives tests for time travelling ducks in a row

Tom KirkmanIndependent Project Manager

Time Travelling Ducks to the Rescue !

According to the FDA Emergency Use Authorization, these ducks are indeed all in a row, and are clearly in a straight line.

So the need to test these Effectively Safe Time Travelling Ducks on mere humans is waived.

Science !

< stern glare at those darn Safe Science Time Travelling Duck Deniers >

FROM THE THREAD

Tom's notes 4

  1. Tom Kirkmanreplying to Carlos Garcia Pando

    You misspelled Ministry of Ducks

  2. Tom Kirkmanreplying to Fabrice Toussaint

    that's hilarious 😂
    And most people will have no idea what you are talking about ...

  3. Tom Kirkmanreplying to Mrinal Kaul

    cool, thanks for making the PANIC meme.

  4. Tom Kirkmanreplying to Gabriel Iancu

    it's true, I'm a paid radical far left disinformation specialist.
    I get paid $1 million a day to urge people to mindlessly conform to government policies, and to not think.

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