Floppy disk holder with two keys: DOGE should hire me

Floppy disk holder with 2 keys.
In its original packaging.
The keys prevent thieves from stealing the data on the floppy disks.
Dang, DOGE needs to hire me for cybersecurity.
Right?

/ edit – after reading the comments.
There are *2* keys.
In plastic.

FROM THE THREAD

Tom's notes 7

  1. Tom Kirkman

    Trolling on LinkedIn is a lost art : (

  2. Tom Kirkman

    Chris Matchette-Downes

  3. Tom Kirkman

    LinkedIn won't let me attach the file : (
    Check your messages, I'll try there.

  4. Tom Kirkman

    Sent. information overload for you.

  5. Tom Kirkmanreplying to Dave Gardner

    total lockdown security.

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