Install battery farms instead of hibernating wind and solar farms

growing battery farms requires energy fertilizer such as LNE (Liquefied Natural Electricity).

Once the batteries are fully grown, they get connected in sequence onto the electric grid, and can be used repeatedly for years before being recycled at the battery recycling barns, at the end of their life.

nobody is stopping you from dreaming. Only you can make your wildest dreams a reality.

best to use an N95 mask to shield from the CO2 emissions.

cheap and reliable energy needs to be banned, and replaced by Green energy which is expensive, unreliable, and unrenewable.

It's the only way to prevent Climate Catastrophe from killing us all in the next 12 years.

those are good Science questions, thanks.

While I grew up on a dairy and cash crop farm, I am not proficient in battery farming.

Perhaps some wise readers here would be able to enlighten us on some of the practical and technical aspects of battery farming.

good points, thanks. Infinite exponential energy will lead to infinite exponential bitcoin growth.

battery backups for batteries is sound Science thinking indeed.

Battery farms replacing wind and solar farms would be cheaper, more efficient, recyclable, and more environmentally friendly.

Win - Win - Win - Win : )

thanks for correcting my mistake.

BATcoin sounds wonderfully practical and secure.

while Soylent Green is edible and delicious, I would not advise eating batteries.

while Soylent Green is edible and delicious, I would not advise eating batteries.

organic batteries are great for the environment.

organic batteries are great for the environment.

ah, ok then. Battery Cannibalism similar to autophagy.

ah, ok then. Battery Cannibalism similar to autophagy.

I've called oil "liquid sunshine" for a while.

I've called oil "liquid sunshine" for a while.

it's just a random image I found on the internet.

Joshua B. this might help you understand my weekend Science posts here on LinkedIn.

AI is incapable of critical thinking, but humans are, if they choose so.

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/tomkirkman_separating-information-from-disinformation-activity-7174455191495217153-JJIl

Joshua B. this might help you understand my weekend Science posts here on LinkedIn.

AI is incapable of critical thinking, but humans are, if they choose so.

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/tomkirkman_separating-information-from-disinformation-activity-7174455191495217153-JJIl

Thanks Edsel Fickey, MBA. Everybody should be able to laugh at absurd, silly stuff.

Johann Holm provided the answer to your question in his post:

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/johann-holm-9458392_here-is-a-proposal-that-is-worthy-of-a-nobel-activity-7174745993442123776-01_a

Johann Holm provided the answer to your question in his post:

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/johann-holm-9458392_here-is-a-proposal-that-is-worthy-of-a-nobel-activity-7174745993442123776-01_a

this might help. You might want to read some of my other weekend Science posts, a few links are provided in this explainer:

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/tomkirkman_separating-information-from-disinformation-activity-7174455191495217153-JJIl

perhaps try reading some of the comments on this post : )

battery powered flux capacitors are an *awesome* Science idea.

I'm still waiting for hoverboards, though.

true. The annuals are only good for a year or so.

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/tomkirkman_the-electric-cow-revolution-has-made-yet-activity-7172535868048568320-r7cu

Sean D. yes indeed. Oil is concentrated liquid solar energy. Really. Not kidding. Think about it.

apparently the absurdist surrealism of my weekend Science post here is too subtle this weekend. I'm amazed at how many people think I'm being serious. Deadpan humor can be easily misread, apparently.

Try reading some of my earlier weekend Science posts, the titles should be a dead giveaway:

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/tomkirkman_separating-information-from-disinformation-activity-7174455191495217153-JJIl

Leeland Heins
Liquefied Natural Electricity - https://www.linkedin.com/posts/tomkirkman_some-ev-owners-use-liquefied-natural-electricity-activity-7154413563195916289-rGH-

*green* organic snake oil.

Michael J. Wilson, last week I made a meme for situations like this : )

yesterday I was laughing at how many people tried to let me know that there might be some things wrong with my post.

The first 2 sentences were apparently too subtle for some readers to catch.

But then again, so many people seem to be conditioned to reading massive disinformation that absurd sarcasm just goes over their head.

My weekend Science post next weekend will need to be a bit more blatantly obvious, so unsuspecting lurkers will catch on.

Denver F. it's just a random image I found on the internet.