Liquefied Natural Solar: clean, green, net zero, 100% renewable

Liquefied Natural Solar (LNS) is a Clean, Green, Net Zero energy source which is 100% Renewable.

Please note that previously I have written Settled Science Explainer articles here on LinkedIn about:

● Liquefied Natural Electricity
Open link ↗

– and its vegan version, Deep Fried Electricity
Open link ↗

● Liquefied Natural Wind
Open link ↗

Since we can liquefy and sell electricity and wind, the next logical Net Zero Green Renewable Energy cottage industry for extracting billions of dollars in government subdidies and tax breaks, is to also capture and bottle the rays from the sun, and then sell it for massive profits.

LNS is now available in convenient heavy-industrial-container form, which is perfectly at home in any pristine meadow of natural environment.

Our advertisements show flowers and meadows to prove how “totally natural” and green the solar capture, conversion, and storage of LNS is.

Zero emissions and 100% EU Net Zero regulatory compliance.

Please note, I will add a couple more images of Liquefied Natural Solar in my comments, along with our promoter, Time Travelling Duck.

/ Edit – I’m *so happy* that I was finally able to dig up online via searches some of the links for my old posts about
Liquefied Natural Electricity from several years ago.

Links added above.

For whatever reason, LinkedIn seems to obfuscate and make dang near impossible, finding links to posts which are older than a couple years.

Luckily, Google tends to catalogue a lot of my original posts here on LinkedIn, perhaps to help train its LLMs on my distinctly original satire content.

FROM THE THREAD

Tom's notes 30

  1. Tom Kirkman

    Dang it Suman Kar, I had already made this graphic below for writing a totally different comment theme, but I will run with *your* amusing idea rather than mine 🤣

  2. Tom Kirkman

    Time Travelling Duck preparing to do a Settled Science infomercial about Liquefied Natural Solar.

  3. Tom Kirkman

    Jo Gillies Sciencecorn is fed up with Net Zero nonsense ...

  4. Tom Kirkmanreplying to David Rutherford

    I was finally able to find and copy the URL for my old post about
    Deep Fried Electricity !

    https://www.linkedin.com/posts/activity-7167136667106037760-R3Ha

  5. Tom Kirkmanreplying to Paolo Martini

    accidental spills of Liquefied Natural Solar energy can be damaging to plants, wilting and then killing them from overdosing on sunburn, especially at night.

Keep reading

Enjoyed that?
Get the next one.

New posts on energy, projects and Weekend Science — straight to your inbox, without the algorithm.