Liquefied Natural Solar: clean, green, net zero, 100% renewable
Liquefied Natural Solar (LNS) is a Clean, Green, Net Zero energy source which is 100% Renewable.
Please note that previously I have written Settled Science Explainer articles here on LinkedIn about:
● Liquefied Natural Electricity
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– and its vegan version, Deep Fried Electricity
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● Liquefied Natural Wind
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Since we can liquefy and sell electricity and wind, the next logical Net Zero Green Renewable Energy cottage industry for extracting billions of dollars in government subdidies and tax breaks, is to also capture and bottle the rays from the sun, and then sell it for massive profits.
LNS is now available in convenient heavy-industrial-container form, which is perfectly at home in any pristine meadow of natural environment.
Our advertisements show flowers and meadows to prove how “totally natural” and green the solar capture, conversion, and storage of LNS is.
Zero emissions and 100% EU Net Zero regulatory compliance.
Please note, I will add a couple more images of Liquefied Natural Solar in my comments, along with our promoter, Time Travelling Duck.
/ Edit – I’m *so happy* that I was finally able to dig up online via searches some of the links for my old posts about
Liquefied Natural Electricity from several years ago.
Links added above.
For whatever reason, LinkedIn seems to obfuscate and make dang near impossible, finding links to posts which are older than a couple years.
Luckily, Google tends to catalogue a lot of my original posts here on LinkedIn, perhaps to help train its LLMs on my distinctly original satire content.
