The climate crisis defeated by banning plastic cutlery
Tom KirkmanIndependent Project Manager
Great news, the Climate Crisis is defeated !
Totally awesome fearless leadership has now avoided the dreaded Climate Extinction due to this new daring White House Royal Edict.
The Lord of the Silverware is banishing the demonic Orc Plastic Kitchen Utensils to the fiery pits of Mordor.
Rejoice at the Derring-Do of Earth’s mightiest Environmental Warriors !
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“The Biden administration announced a plan to target plastic pollution, dedicating particular focus to “phase out” single-use plastics – such as kitchen cutlery, cups and straws – across federal departments.
President Biden announced the order taking aim at the “climate crisis” in July which would require an “all-hands-on-deck response” from every federal agency.
“The President is committed to taking ambitious actions… to end plastic pollution and is calling upon the global community to do the same, with the goal to reduce the global production and consumption of virgin plastics,” the White House said.
As part of this plan, the White House announced a phase out of single-use plastics, which includes “plastic and polystyrene food and beverage containers, bottles, straws, cups, cutlery and disposable plastic bags.” …