The Flat Moon Society accepts memberships worldwide
Tom KirkmanIndependent Project Manager
The Flat Moon Society is accepting membership applications from around the globe.
Tom KirkmanIndependent Project Manager
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nope, that Society is not based on Science.
But *this* society is clearly based on actual Science.
Anyone can see from a distance that the Moon is indeed flat.
Ipso facto panem et circenses.
(Latin for: because of that fact, bread and circuses.)
😁
2/3 of "pun" is "pee yew".
yes, Man Made Climate Change obviously affects the moon as well, because man has landed on the Moon, and polluted the pristine nature of the Moon.
And since the Moon is flat, it was pretty easy for Astronauts to land on it.
"from a round flat Earth" is an oxy-moron.
Oxy" is a prefix indicating the presence of oxygen.
Moron" is an inferior olive size having a woody pulp and a large pit.
Therefore, oxy-morons exist on Earth, but cannot exist on the moon, because there is neither oxygen nor inferior olives on the Moon.
Honestly, Settled Science is not that difficult to understand.
< exasperated sigh >
Thanks Horia S. ITS. I think it's a *wonderful* idea to send Greta to the Moon, to combat Man Made Lunar Climate Change.
true fax
dang, you're Science Postulates are not only persuasive, they are delicious as well ...
Thanks Simon G
The Flat Moon Society accepts membership applications from *anyone* who is willing to pay the membership fee.
The Flat Moon Society does *not* discriminate.
In fact, The Flat Moon Society is classified as
Indiscriminate Settled Science Believers.David Bakboord
any payments accepted. Flat Moon Society is indiscrimate when taking payments.
if we could see the dark side, it wouldn't be dark.
We can only see the light side.
Honestly, Science is not difficult ...
just message your bank account details, so the Society can withdraw the necessary fees for the membership application.
just message your bank account details, so the Society can withdraw the necessary fees for the membership application.
I surrender, you win 🤣
I surrender, you win 🤣
oh I got it all right, and it was funny as hell 🤣
oh I got it all right, and it was funny as hell 🤣
The Flat Moon Society will happily sell you 2 Moons, with a 50% discount on the purchase of a 2nd Moon.
Hurry, this special offer ends soon.
Get yours before they are sold out.The Flat Moon Society will happily sell you 2 Moons, with a 50% discount on the purchase of a 2nd Moon.
Hurry, this special offer ends soon.
Get yours before they are sold out.to sign up, just provide your personal details, bank account number and password, and you will be promptly taken care of.
Service with a smile 😃
to sign up, just provide your personal details, bank account number and password, and you will be promptly taken care of.
Service with a smile 😃
just send your personal details, bank account info and password, and you will be cheerfully taken care of by the new membership customer service staff.
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