Tom KirkmanIndependent Project Manager
Ongoing research about the aerodynamics of time travelling ducks is providing useful data for scientists.
The temporal velocity changes captured in color modulations during the time travel experiments prove conclusively that ducks really don’t give a flying duck what scientists think.
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Just another example of how I find an offbeat image on the internet which I find amusing, use the image to start a post here on LinkedIn, start typing randomly, and hope I figure out a joke for the image by the time I stop typing.
Almost eveything I write here is just off the cuff blatherings; type words and hit send and hope for the best.
Yesterday I had a wonderful phone conversation with a CEO in Indonesia, whose website usually gets at least one million hits a day, and sometimes 3 or 4 million hits a day.
He said he will sometimes spend a week or two carefully planning out how to write updates on his website.
Different strokes for different folks it seems.
Mostly I just rattle off words without much planning.
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed today's Science Update about Time Travelling Ducks which don't give a Flying Duck about Scientists and their theories which are typically premised as proven facts.
pretty sure that time travelling Fart Trails cause Future Climate Havoc, and the ducks enjoy leaving their Fart Trails for future scientists to examine.
Horia Salajan ITS
Red Shift
Blue Shift
Duck Shift
Duck Fart
Hajime Yamasaki Vukelic
Hajime Yamasaki Vukelic
A fart by any other name still smells."
- some famous dead guy.
the farting cows battling the time travelling farting ducks apparently *could have* caused the future methane apocalypse, but the ducks systematically transported their methane back to prehistoric times, before Greta roamed the Earth causing widespread panic.
oops my bad, please excuse my microaggressive climate fart behavior, discussing the Thunberg climate pox geological epoch.
ok, I can't top that. 100 internet points, good sir
anti-duck anti-matter travels through time slower than time travelling duck farts, and causes temporal duck fart displacement.
Climate Scientists are hard at work trying to rectify this anomaly, by sniffing the duck farts before the methane disperses.
This explains why so many Climate Scientists are so concerned about *cow* farts, because the temporal physics of time-shifting duck methane has totally different advanced physical properties than mere cow farts.
Trust this science is easily understood ...
Pieter Glasbergen MSc(Physics) MB(Innov) 🇦🇺
dang it, that was supposed to remain Classified Science !
Now the Chinese might steal these secrets
< nervously glancing around for Science Spies >
how many frogs would a time duck give, if a time duck could give frogs?
space has no speed. By definition, space is empty.
The scale is labelled millenia per second, but we can try shifting down to years per second to conserve time travel energy.
the duck velocity chart below might be helpful.
Norberto Treviño Ybarra
duckler effect
Pop quiz.
pretty sure it is *color* shifting doppler.
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