Transhumanist charging stations need chocolate-coated bug snacks

We will need a lot more transhumanistic charging stations if the Energy Transition is to be successful.

Vending machines for chocolate coated bug snacks might be helpful as well, to provide protein snacks for the human hybrids while being recharged.

Eat zee bugs and recharge zee brain.

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  1. Tom Kirkman

    miguel de sousa pires that was my intent ...

    Mixing up dark humor and satire to make a point.

  2. Tom Kirkmanreplying to πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί Jade Gordon πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί

    why would you remove the free protein from your sauvignon blanc?

    This is nonoptimal behaviour.

    Clearly, you could benefit from another brain recharge and a brain chip upgrade to transhuman hybrid version 2.013, which is the latest brain chip version.

    Chip 2.013 removes any aversion to bugs, and keeps one more content in one's own pod, eating cake and watching sportsball circuses.

    With chip 2.013, the cake is not a lie. Trust us.

  3. Tom Kirkmanreplying to Chris Wagstaffe

    cool, your very own bug factory : )

  4. Tom Kirkmanreplying to Ian Storer

    yep, sounds about right.

  5. Tom Kirkmanreplying to Todd Earley βœοΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

    but there still won't be enough charging stations to support the Transhuman Transition.

    Just imaging waiting in line for hours to get a brain recharge.

    This Transhuman Transition is being rolled out way to soon, before sufficient charging infrastructure is in place.

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