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August 16, 2024 · 1 min read

Official monkey doctors study actual pox; lockdown powers expected

Tom KirkmanIndependent Project Manager

Photo of Official Monkey Doctors studying actual Pox.

Emergency Lockdown and Quarantine Powers expected to be activated soon by the Official Monkey Doctors, which the world unanimously elected to take away the rights and freedoms from uninfected people.

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  1. Tom Kirkman

    Thanks Nimisha Verma 😁 🐒

  2. Tom Kirkman

    Caring Monkey Doctors know what is best for you.
    Take 2 injections and then comply with lockdowns for the rest of this year.
    For the Greater Good.

  3. Tom Kirkmanreplying to Mrinal Kaul

    oh noes!
    This post is infected with actual pox : (

    Everyone who reads this post is now infected, and must lockdown for 2 weeks.
    Or for the rest of the year (whichever is longer).

  4. Tom Kirkman

    Monkey Doctors in China performing totally legal Gain of Function research on pox.

    To make it more deadly and more infectious.

    To totally Save The World from *regular* pox.

    Because that's how *Real Science* works.

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