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SERIES 02 · WEEKEND SCIENCE

ELECTRIC
COW

Zero-emission tailpipe. Quick Charging. Mostly docile.

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THE LORE

What's going on here?

Electric Cows have a zero-emissions tailpipe and are Scientifically proven to be better for the environment than old-fashioned cows, which run on HydroMethane.

The revolution needs a far bigger Cow Quick Charging Station infrastructure. 110-volt models are increasingly common; 220-volt versions are available for those living in Other Countries. Underneath the jokes: Energy Addition, and policy that forgets physics, cost and reliability.

Voltage110 V (220 V in Other Countries)
ChargingSolar panels, directly via the sun
TemperamentEnvironmentally friendly and mostly docile
PredecessorThe Moothane Cow, running on HydroMethane

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