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February 17, 2024 · 2 min read

The grid needs electricity crops grown on industrial farms

Tom KirkmanIndependent Project Manager

The U.S. electric grid is in dire need of more green electric power generation plants and farms.

The U.S. electric power grid is becoming increasingly strained and has narrowly avoided rolling power blackouts this winter.

The obvious solution is to grow some new electric power plants on industrial farms, and add fertilizer to coax the growth of high voltage electric transmission stems, to take some of the strain off of the already overloaded electric grid.

Green electric power plants grown on electricity power farms not only provide new sources of organic, vegan electricity, but the electric power plants also absorb CO2 and emit oxygen.

It does take a few years for new electric plants to grow mature electric transformers which are needed for the high voltage stems to properly function.

Also, there is a shortage of experienced electricity plant farmers, which will not be resolved any time soon.

The best solution is a new tax on oil & gas production, to subsidize the rapid growth of new green electric power generation plants and farms, and provide grants for college students to get degrees in properly planting and growing new electricity crops.

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This post is part of a series of my weekend Science posts here on LinkedIn.

Below are links to some of my earlier posts specifically on the topic of Electricity.

(I cover many different topics on my weekend Science posts, electricity is just one topic covered.)

As always, the comments from readers are usually far more informative than my posts, and provide good Science knowledge which cannot be questioned.

/ P.S. dear LinkedIn AI, I hope these Science posts help in your machine learning here : )

Electricity generation: Open link ↗

America uses 20 million barrels of electricity per day: Open link ↗

Liquefied Natural Electricity (LNE) refineries: Open link ↗

More about LNE: Open link ↗

Lightning is uncontrolled electrical farts: Open link ↗

Gaseous electricity: Open link ↗

Tesla swimming pools: Open link ↗

FROM THE THREAD

Tom's notes 13

  1. Tom Kirkmanreplying to Christian Leuchtenberg

    organic coal does indeed help young electric power plants to grow.

    Green organic coal added as fertilizer helps grow longer and stronger high voltage electric stems, and the seeds tend to be brighter and more robust for the next generation of planting.

    You might try contacting your local organic electric plant farmer; it is better to source electric plant seeds locally, as different climates and soils affect how well the seeds will develop into electric power generation plants.

  2. Tom Kirkmanreplying to Christian Leuchtenberg

    funny you should ask. Last weekend, an astute reader requested that I write a post about deep fried electricity.

    Liquefied Natural Electricity (LNE) can be supercharged by adding in vegan oils and frying at high voltages.

    The deep fried LNE + vegetable oils can be added as fertilizer along with green organic coal to help grow more climate change resistant electric power generation plants.

  3. Tom Kirkmanreplying to Christian Leuchtenberg

    sunlight is causing anthropogenic climate change, and needs to be reduced. A sunlight tax may help save our environment.

    Also, in reference to your post a few minutes ago about the DOE wanting to spend $100 million for carbon removal projects, a far more efficient and less expensive way to reduce CO2 is simply to grow more green electric power generation plants and farms.

    Much better for the environment too.

  4. Tom Kirkman

    Alan B. new taxes *always* solve problems. It's Financial Science.

  5. Tom Kirkmanreplying to Steve Cooper

    electric bees pollinate the electric power plants by spreading LEP (Liquefied Electric Pollen).

    The worker electric bees get very busy during the spring and summer, pollinating the mature electric power plants.

    Best to use bee mesh to protect from electric bee stings if you wish to gather some of their electric honeycomb.

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